Friday, September 26, 2008

Majlis Berbuka Puasa (Cwg Koord Pengurusan)

Satu Sambutan Majlis Berbuka Puasa telah diadakan pada 25 Sep 2008 (Khamis) di Huzai Seafood (Keramat Permai, Setiawangsa). Majlis ini walaupun dibuat secara kecil-kecilan aje!!! Namun ianya cukup meriah demi untuk mengeratkan lagi tali Silatulrahim di antara semua Staff di Cawangan Koord Pengurusan dan juga Markas Operasi.






















Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ramadhan Buffet List in Kuala Lumpur

ASEANA CAFE
Suria KLCC City Centre
Reservations: 603 - 382 0395
2006 Price: RM29.75++ per person
Menu: A Selection of choice that may include Kerabu Paru Paru, Gado Gado Rojak Buah, Ulam Ulam, Daging Masak Hitam, Ayam Sambal, Talang Masin Gulai Lemak Nenas, Kacang Panjang Goreng & Hati to name a few. This buffet Menu changes daily.

A&V LAZAR GRILL RESTAURANT
1st Floor, Suria KLCC City Centre
Reservations: 603 - 2380 5700
2006 Price: RM29.00++ per person
Menu: A mixed of traditional Malay & Western cuisines.

BINTANG SHACK RESTAURANT
Jalan Bukit Bintang
Reservations: 603 - 2142 4009
2006 Price: RM28.00nett per adult and RM16.00nett per child
Menu: Experience a different style of Berbuka puasa at Bintang Shack.

CENTURY KUALA LUMPUR HOTEL [ Sunflowers Brasserie ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 2143 9898
2006 Price: RM40.00++ per adult and RM25.00++ per child
Menu: Tempting dishes from the action stall include Chicken and Beef Satay, Lamb Sharwarna, Roti Canai,Murtabak, Penang Prawn Mee, Ikan Bakar and succulent seafood.

CERANA RESTAURANT
Reservations: 603 - 9074 9662
2006 Price: RM35.00nett per adult and RM20.00nett per child
Menu: Seafood & Thai food buffet.

CHINOZ ON THE PARK
Ground Floor, Suria KLCC
Reservations: 603 - 2166 8277
2006 Price: RM38.00nett per person
Menu: Lavish buka puasa buffet.

CHINOZ BANGSAR
Jalan Telawi 5, Bangsar Baru
Reservations: 603 - 2283 1231
2006 Price: RM38.00nett per person
Menu: Lavish buka puasa buffet.

CITITEL MID VALLEY [ Citi Cafe ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 2296 1188
2006 Price: RM38.00nett per adult and 50% off per child.
Menu: Favourites such as "Kambing Tandoori", "Kari Kepala Ikan", "Sambal Terung", "Ketam Goreng Rempah", "Ekor Lembu Asam Pedas", "Udang Sambal" and "Rendang Daging Lembu" to go with "Lemang", "Ulam-Ulam", "Rojak" and a dazzling array of refreshing appetisers and desserts.

CONCORDE HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR [ Melting Pot ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 2144 2200
2006 Price: RM48.00++ per person.
Menu: Feast yourself to the main course such as ketam masala, ikan patin tempoyak, ikan tenggiri asam pedas, nangka lemak cili padi or opt for the action dishes such as the mee bandung, Johor laksa or ikan bakar. A meal is never complete without the dessert; spoil yourself with the honey dew pudding, warm chocolate pudding, bubur gandum and bubur kacang merah.

CORUS HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR [ Dondang Sayang ] 4*
Jalan Ampang
Reservations: 603 - 2161 8888
2006 Price: RM39.00++ per person.
Menu: Feast on an unbelievable spread of over 80 dishes during the month of ramadhan. Break yours fast with a splendid array opf authentic Malay
dishes and a magnitude of sumptuous cuisine from the Middle East to an International fair lined in the hawker style buffet. Not forgetting the delicious selection of traditional dessert, Cakes & Ice Kacang guranteed to fulfill any cravings after a long day of fasting.

CROWN PRINCESS KUALA LUMPUR [ Caf‚ on The Tenth ] 5*
Reservations: 603 - 2162 5522
2006 Price: RM55.20nett per adult and 50%off per child and senior citizen.
Menu: Buffet spread of traditional Malaysia dishes which include appetizers, salads, ulam-ulam, condiments and sauces, soups, carvings, shawarma, main courses and desserts, The harmonious sounds of Malay traditional music and Ghazal will accompany diners from 7.00pm onwards except Sundays.

DE PALMA INN [ Rumia ] 3*
Reservations: 603 - 4270 7070
2006 Price: RM40.00nett per adult and RM22.50nett per child .
Menu: Buffet spread of traditional Malaysia dishes

DEWAN PERDANA FELDA [ D'Saji ]
Jalan Maktab, off Jalan Semarak
Reservations: 603 - 2698 8302
2006 Price: RM35.00nett per adult and RM20.00nett per child.
Menu: Break your fast everyday with different menu at price so right.

DORSETT REGENCY [ Checker's ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 2715 1000
2006 Price: RM38.00++ per adult and RM19.00++ per child
Menu: Malay cuisine including Tandoori Kambing, Lemang, Serunding, Daging Kalio, Ikan Bakar Asam Jawa, Rendang Tok, Paru-Paru Goreng, Sambal Tumis Udang Petai and Ayam Golek.

DYNASTY HOTEL KUALA
LUMPUR [ Aseana ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 4043 7777 ext. 3301
2006 Price: RM42.00nett per adult and RM21.00nett per child Special Price for Bankers: RM38.00nett per person Special Price for Government Servants: RM35.00 nett per person
Menu: Feast yourself with splendid seven rotating buffet menus, each comprising of favourite local specialties.

EQUATORIAL HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR [ Nipah ] 5*
Jalan Sultan Ismail, Kuala Lumpur
Reservations: 603 - 2161 7777
2006 Price: RM58.00++ per adult and RM30.00++ per child (4-10 years old)
Menu: Dishes include local salads, soups, hot main courses, hawker-style favourites and desserts. Popular specialities include Roast Lamb, Fish Head Curry,
Bubur Lumbuk, Laksa, Udang Goreng Bermadu, Ayam Masak Serai, Danging Paprik, Ketam Goreng Kunyit, Rebung Masak Lemak Perut, Cili Lala, Soto Ayam and Nasi Bukhari. Desserts include Dodol, Wajik, Layer Cake, Tapai, Kuih Ketayap, Red Bean Dumplings and fresh fruit.

GLORIA JEANS COFFEE
Suria KLCC; Emporium Beach Club; Plaza Mont Kiara; Gleneagles Intan Medical Centre; Odeon Club; Sunway Pyramid; Caesars Club; Plaza Alam Sentral; Waterfront City ; Kompleks Zon Bebas Cukai JB; The Garage Penang Road ; Gurney Plaza ;
2006 Price: RM14.90++ per set meal
Set A : Tomato Rice with Chicken Rendang & Bandung Chiller.
Set B: Tomato Rice with Chicken Char Siew & Bandung Chiller.

GRAND PACIFIC HOTEL [ Pacific ] 3*
Jalan Tun Ismail
Reservations: 603 - 4042 2177
2006 Price: RM29.00nett per adult and RM14.50nett per child
Menu: Malay Ramadhan buffet.

GRAND SEASONS HOTEL [ Seasons Cafe ]4*
No 72 Jalan Pahang
Reservations: 603 - 2695 5225
2006 Price: RM45.00nett per person
Menu: Offerings include Rendang Pedas Udang, Sambal Sotong Petai, Ayam Perchik, Nasi Briyani, Lemang and Serunding amongst others.

IMPIANA HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR [ Saffron Brasserie ] 3*
Jalan Tun Tan Cheng Lock
Reservations: 603 - 2026 6060 Ext. 7801
2006 Price: RM38.00nett per person
Menu: Local dishes in style.

HOTEL CAPITOL KUALA LUMPUR [ Be Be's Kitchen & Bar ]4*
Reservations: 603 - 2143 7000
2006 Price: RM30.00++ per adult and RM15.00++ per child & senior citizen
Menu: Traditional Malay cuisine.

HOTEL FAIRLANE [ Makan Makan ]4*
Jalan Walter Grenier
Reservations: 603 - 2148 6888
2006 Price: RM32.00++ per person
Menu: Wide selection of Malay authentic favourites Break fast with a symphony traditional Malay music presented by "Kumpulan Seri Mewah".

HOTEL FLAMINGO [ Cascades ]4*
Tasik Ampang, Jalan Hulu Kelang
Reservations: 603 - 4256 3288
2006 Price: RM46.00nett per person
Menu: Serving local, Chinese, Continental, and hard-to-find dishes, you'll have a feast that you'll not want to forget.

HOTEL ISTANA [ Taman Sri Brasserie ]5*
Reservations: 603 - 2141 9988 ext 3667
2006 Price: From RM70.00nett per adult
Menu: Dishes include Panggang Rusa (grilled deer), Udang Harimau Masak Lengkuas (spicy prawns with galangal), Daging Masak Hijau Berduan Selasih (green beef curry with sweet basil) and Ayam Panggang Madu (marinated baked chicken with chilli and honey). Ghazal music will be playing buffet.

HOTEL MIDAH [ Attapia ] 3*
Jalan Kampung Attap
Reservations: 603 - 2273 9999
2006 Price: RM25.00nett per adult and RM20.00nett per child
Menu: Traditional Malay favourites include Ulam Raja, Kerabu Mangga, Sup Ekor, Sup Tulang, Ayam Goreng Pedas, Daging Masak Lada Hitam, Udang Masak Lada Hitam and Udang Masak Tomato.

J W MARRIOTT HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR 5*
Reservations: 603 - 2715 9000
2006 Price: RM38.00++ per adult and RM16.00++ per child [Sang Bayu Poolside]
Menu: Traditional buffet style with sixty over types of dishes ranging from local, Chinese and International. Complete with tents and food stalls - it is designed to be carnival-like, putting camaraderie and fellowship back into our hectic daily lives.
2006 Price: RM28.00++ per adult and RM16.00++ per child [ Marriott Caf‚ ]
Menu: A special 6 traditional dishes ranging from appitisers, main course, soup and dessert on your mini table..

KELANA SEAFOOD CENTRE
Jalan Tasik Permaisuri1, Bandar Sri Permaisuri
Reservations: 603 - 7803 8118
2006 Price: RM29.00++ per adult and RM12.00++ per child
Menu: Sri Permaisuri Buffet

MALAYAN AROMAS
Ground Floor, City Square , Jalan Tun Razak
Reservations: 603 - 2161 5094
2006 Price: RM15.90nett per person (3 course meal)

MALURI VALUE INN 3*
Jalan Permaisuri Taman Maluri
Reservations: 603 - 9287 8833
2006 Price: RM28.00nett per person

MANDARIN ORIENTAL KUALA LUMPUR [Biba's Cafe] 5*
Kuala Lumpur City Centre, Kuala Lumpur
Reservations: 603 - 2380 8888
2006 Price: RM63.00++ per person
Menu: Malay & International cuisine.

MUSEUM RESTAURANT,
The Islamic Arts Museum Malaysia
Reservations: 603 - 2274 2020
2006 Price: RM39.00nett per adult and RM19.00nett per child
Menu: Over 50 variaties of Middle Eastern & Local cuisine.

MELIA HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR [ El Patio ] 4*
Jalan Imbi
Reservations: 603 - 2143 8333
2006 Price: RM40.00++ per adult and 50% per child
Menu: More than 60 Raya dishes served in Kampung style.

MICASA HOTEL APARTMENTS [ Tapas Bistro ]
Reservations: 603 - 2161 8833
2006 Price: RM46.00nett per adult and RM23.00nett per child
Menu: Tempting treats include Grilled Meats and Seafood, Assam Laksa, Talapia Lemak Cili Padi,Daging Minangkabau, Bubur Pingat Pisang and Kuih Muih. Three different menus will be rotated during the promotion.

NELAYAN TITIWANGSA RESTAURANT
Reservations: 603 - 4022 8400
2006 Price: RM27.00nett per adult and RM21.00nett per child
Menu: Buffet + Steamboat + BBQ

NIKKO HOTEL [ Caf‚ Serena ] 5*
Jalan Ampang
Reservations: 603 - 2161 1111
2006 Price: RM55.00++ per adult and 50% per child
Menu: Feast on an elaborate daily-changing buffet prepared by Hotel Nikko's Master Chefs during the month of Ramadhan.

PARK PLAZA INTERNATIONAL KUALA LUMPUR
Jalan Ampang
Reservations: 603 - 2711 8866 ext. 3511 [ Pelita Brasserie and Straits Restaurant ] 4*
2006 Price: RM49.00nett per person
Menu: A delightful potpourri of evergreen Malaysian favourites such as Ikan Bakar Percik, Ketam Bunga Masak Rempah, Ayam Panggang, Kambing Marsala, Rendang Daging and Udang Kandar. What's more, the sumptuous spread will be expanded into Straits Restaurant. Look out for the specialty stalls serving Satay, Lemang with Serunding, Otak-otak and many more.

PARK INN INTERNATIONAL
KUALA LUMPUR [ Park Inn Deli] 3* 51-A Changkat Bukit Bintang
Reservations: 603 - 2715 3888
2006 Price: RM30.00nett per person
Menu: Local International food (including Pastas).

PEARL INTERNATIONAL HOTEL [Cafe 5] 4*
Batu 5, Jalan Klang Lama,
Reservations: 603 - 7983 1111 ext 8356
2006 Price: RM30.00nett per adult and RM15.00nett per child
Menu: Local & Western Food

PLANET HOLLYWOOD RESTAURANT
Reservations: 603 - 2144 6602
2006 Price: RM28.00++ per person
Menu: Be with the stars and break your fast and Planet Hollywood with its Ramadhan Buffet.

PRINCE HOTEL & RESIDENCE [Eccucino Brasserie]4*
Jalan Conlay
Reservations: 603 - 2170 8888 ext. 8119
2006 Price: RM52.00++ per person
Menu: A tempting spread awaits with traditional Malay specialities offered.

QUALITY HOTEL CITY CENTRE 4*
Reservations: 603 - 2693 9233 [ Benteng ]
2006 Price: RM39.50++ per adult and RM15.00++ per child
Menu: Malaysian traditional fare and North Indian cuisine.
Reservations: 603 - 2693 9233 [ Meisan Szechuan ]
Price: >From RM38.50++ per person
Menu: Halal chinese cuisine this Ramadhan.

RENAISSANCE KUALA LUMPUR 5*
Reservations: 603 - 2693 9233 [ Vogue Caf‚ ]
2006 Price: RM62.00++ per adult and RM32.00++ per child
Menu: Includes Udang Galah, Sambal Petai, Jelawat Masak Lemak Tempoyak, Ulam-Ulam Melayu, Gulai Nangka Ikan Kering and Kari Sembilang. You can also indulge in Pacific Rim favourites such as Sushi & Sashimi, Oyster Rockefeller, Salmon in Puff Pastry, Steamed Garoupa with Lemon Grass & Coriander and Turkey Roulade with Roasted comein Seed & Papaya Salsa and more

SALOMA KAFE
Jalan Ampang
Reservations: 603 - 2161 0122
2006 Price: RM59.00++ per person (cultural Show performance); RM39.50++ per person (Ghazal performance)
Menu: Live performance at Saloma's with good buffet.

SERI MELAYU RESTAURANT
Jalan Conlay
Reservations: 603 - 2145 1833
2006 Price: RM55.00++ per adult and RM 30.00++ per child
Menu: Menu such as Nasi Ayam,Lemang, Rendang Ayam & Randang Tok, Kuah Lodeh and house specialities pengat Durian. We serves five types of sambal dishes - Sambal Tempoyak, Sambal Cencaluk, Sambal Budu, Sambal Belacan & Sambal Nenas. Our Noodle section features daily specials such as Laksa Utara, Mee Soup & Hilited Italian Spaghetti. The harmonies sounds of Nasyid & cultural show performance will accompany diners. Prayers room are also available for MUSLIM patrons plus we provide an ample free parking to our customer.

SHANGRI LA HOTEL 5* [ Lemon Garden Cafe ]
Jalan Sultan Ismail Reservations: 603 - 2032 2388
2006 Price: RM80.00++ per adult and RM40.00++ per child (6 -12 yrs old)
Menu: Not only should you look forward to breaking your fast with the enormous spread of authentic local cuisine, but you should also save some room for the wide selection of kuih-muih to end your meal on a sweet note.

SHERATON IMPERIAL KUALA LUMPUR 5*
[ Botanica Brasserie ] Jalan Sultan Ismail
Reservations: 603 - 2717 9900
2006 Price: RM66.00nett per adult and 50% off per child ( below 12 yrs old)
Menu: For those who appreciate a little culture with their meal, you can opt for Botanica Brasserie's buka puasa delights under the cover of designer palm trees. You will also be entertained by a live ghazal performance.

SWISS-GARDEN HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR 3*
[ Garden Terrace ] 117, Jalan Pudu
Reservations: 603 - 2141 3333
2006 Price: RM39.00++ per person and 30% off per child
Menu: International and local delights.

THE FEDERAL KUALA LUMPUR
[ The Verandah ] 4* Jalan Bukit Bintang
Reservations: 603 - 2148 9166
2006 Price: RM38.00++ per adult and RM19.00++ per child
Week One - Every 3 full paying adults, the 4th eats free
Week Two - Every 5 full paying adults, the 6th eats free.

THE LEGEND HOTEL
[ Di-Atas Brasserie ] 5* Putra Place , 100 Jalan Putra
Reservations: 603 - 4042 9888
2006 Price: RM69.00nett per person
Menu: Di-Atas presents lip-smacking Ramadhan Delights, authentic local offerings such as Itik Solok, Ikan Keli Masak Tempoyak, Sambal Udang Galah Dengan Petai and many more.

THE PAN PAC KUALA LUMPUR [ Selera ] 5*
Jalan Putra
Reservations: 603 - 4042 5555
2006 Price: RM50.00++ per person
Menu: Selera offer a myriad of both Asian and international delicacies

THE REGENT KUALA LUMPUR [Terrace ] 5*
Jalan Bukit Bintang
Reservations: 603 - 2141 8000
2006 Price: RM50.00++ per person

THE RITZ-CARLTON KUALA LUMPUR [C‚sar's ] 5*
168, Jalan Imbi
Reservations: 603 - 2142 8000
2006 Price: RM38.00++ per set
Menu: Savour typical Malay delights. Changed daily.

WIRA HOTEL 3*
No. 123, Jalan Thamboosamy (Off Jalan Putra),
Reservations: 603 - 4042 3333
2006 Price: RM15.50nett per person [ Set Meal ]
Menu: This Set Ramadhan savours delectable Asian and continental cuisine, grills and snacks in the friendly and informal atmosphere of The Coffee Shop.

CONCORDE HOTEL SHAH ALAM [ Melting Pot ] 4*
Jalan Tengku Ampuan Zabedah, C9/C, Shah Alam
Reservations: 60 3 -5512 2200 ext. 2304
2006 Price:RM47.00++ per person and 50% off per children
Menu: Ramadhan buffet.

CYBERLODGE CYBERJAYA [ The Veranda ] 4*
Reservations: 603 -8312 7000
2006 Price:RM45.00nett per person and RM22.50nett per child
Menu: Relax and tuck into the Malay buffet before moving onto the Western favorites and keep an eye out for the soothing Koi ponds around you.

EASTIN HOTEL [ Swezbrafferie Brasserie ] 4*
Reservations: 603 - 7665 1111
2006 Price: RM52.00++ per adult and RM31.00++ per child.

GRAND BLUE WAVE HOTEL SHAH ALAM 4*
Persiaran Perbandaran, Seksyen 14, Shah Alam
Reservations: 603 - 5031 3388 ext.2612 [ Semarak Cafe ]
2006 Price: RM48.00++ per adult and RM24.00++ per child ( 7 - 12 years)
Menu: Berbuka Puasa with traditional delights from the northen states of the Peninsula such as Laksa Kedah, Kedah's Nasi Ulam, Penang 's Char Koay Teow, Nasi Kandar, Curry Capitan or Kedah's dishes with Thai influences.

HILTON PETALING JAYA [ Paya Serai ] 5*
Reservations: 603 - 7955 9122 ext.4060
2006 Price: RM52.00++ per adult and RM35.00++ per child
Menu: Vast choices of freshly prepared acar, kerabu, sambal and hand-picked ulam served together with 6 types of local keropok. From the buffet line are main dishes of poultry, meat and seafood like ayam panggang bercili, gulai daging, kari ikan tonkol, ikan bakar, pais kerang, ketam masak chili, just to name a few.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

> Stress busters!

>
> **********
> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a
> brother.'
> Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER.'
>
> **********
> What is the definition of Mistress?
> Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
>
> **********
> Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE ?'
> 'Without Information Fighting Everytime .'
> Wife replies,' No, It means, 'With Idiot For Ever
> !!!'
>
> **********
> Three Feelings:
> What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
> Panic is when both are pregnant.
>
> **********
> English Teacher: You know the importance of period?
> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she missed one, my mom
> fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
> **********
> Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the
> U.S?
> B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
>
> **********
> Women asked man traveling with six children, 'all these
> kids are yours ?'
> 'No, I work in a condom factory & these were
> received with customer complaints.'
>
> **********
> Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
> 1st: How does yours look ?
> 2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, with Black eyes. What
> about yours?
> 1st: Forget mine. Let us find yours!!
>
> **********
> Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
> Dad says, you are my son, I am confident. Your friend is
> also my son, that is confidential !
>
> **********
> Mother to her teenage daughter : I think this is the right
> time for us to talk about sex.
> Daughter (Excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to
> know ?
> The Mother Faints...!!
>
> * * * * * * *
If you think you are unhappy, look at them



If you think your salary is low, how about her?



If you think you don't have many friends...




If you think study is a burden, how about her?



When you feel like giving up, think of this man



If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?



If you complain about your transport system, how about them?

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Temuduga Sebagai : Calon Jenazah



SEMUA AKAN DIKEHENDAKI HADIR TANPA SEBARANG PENGECUALIAN

KEKOSONGAN JAWATAN:
A. Ahli Syurga Dari Awal.
B. Ahli Neraka Dari Awal.
C. Ahli Neraka Sementara Kemudian Akan Dilantik Jadi Ahli Syurga.

EMPAT GANJARAN LUMAYAN (khas untuk jawatan A):
1. Nikmat kubur.
2. Perlindungan di Padang Mahsyar.
3. Keselamatan Meniti Titian Sirat.
4. Syurga yang kekal abadi.

TARIKH TEMUDUGA:
Bila-bila masa secara adhoc bermula dari saat membaca iklan ini.

LOKASI TEMUDUGA:
Di dalam kubur (alam barzakh).

KELAYAKAN:
Anda tidak perlu bawa siji-sijil,termasuk sijil saham termasuk saham Internet.
Anda tidak perlu bawa pingat , Mercedes mata belalang atau kad kredit.
Anda tidak perlu bawa wang atau harta serta emas yang anda kumpul.
Anda tidak perlu berparas rupa yg cantik, hensem atau berbadan tegap atau seksi.
Sila bawa dokumen asal iaitu : Iman dan Amal serta sedekah jariah sebagai sokongan.

PANEL/PENEMUDUGA:
Mungkar dan Nakir.

ENAM SOALAN BOCOR:
1. Siapa Tuhan anda?
2. Apa Agama anda?
3. Siapa Nabi anda?
4. Apa Kitab anda?
5. Di mana Kiblat anda?
6. Siapa Saudara anda?

CARA MEMOHON:
Anda cuma perlu menunggu penjemput yang berkaliber untuk menjemput anda. Ia akan menjemput anda pada bila-bila masa saja (mungkin sekejap lagi). Ia akan berlembut kepada orang-orang tertentu dan akan bengis kepada orang-orang tertentu.

Ia diberi nama Izrail.

TIPS UNTUK BERJAYA DALAM TEMUDUGA TERTUTUP INI:
Hadis Hasan yang diriwayatkan oleh Ahmad Hanbal, yang bermaksud begini:

Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W:

"Sesungguhnya apabila jenazah seseorang itu diletakkan di dalam kuburnya, sesungguhnya jenazah itu mendengar suara (terompah kasut) orang-orang yang menghantarnya ke kubur pada saat mereka meninggalkan tempat itu. Jika mayat itu seorang muslim, maka solat yang dilakukannya ketika beliau masih hidup di dunia akan diletakkan di kepalanya, puasanya diletakkan disebelah kanannya, zakatnya diletakkan di sebelah kirinya dan amalan kebajikan daripada sedekahjariah, silaturrahim, perkara kebajikan dan ihsan diletakkan dihujung dua kakinya." Ia akan didatangi malaikat dari aras kepala, maka solat itu berkata kepada malaikat : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah ke sebelah kanan, maka puasa berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah kesebelah kiri, maka zakat berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk.

Kemudian di datangi dari arah kedua hujung kakinya dan berkatalah amal-kebajikan : di bahagianku tidak ada jalan masuk. Maka malaikat berkata kepadanya : Duduklah kamu. Kepadanya (mayat) memperlihatkan matahari yang sudah mula terbenam, lalu malaikat bertanya kepada mayat itu : Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki-laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepadanya? Maka berkata mayat itu : Tinggalkan aku sebentar, aku hendak sembahyang. Maka berkata malaikat : Sesungguhnya engkau akan mengerjakan solat (boleh saja solat) tetapi jawab dahulu apa yang kami tanya ini. Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki -laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepada nya? Maka berkata mayat itu: Laki-laki itu ialah! Nabi Muhammad S.A.W dan aku naik saksi bahawa nabi Muhammad saw itu ialah pesuruh Allah yang membawa kebenaran daripada Allah Subhanahu Wata'ala. Maka malaikat berkata kepada mayat itu : Demikianlah kamu dihidupkan dan begitu juga kamu dimatikan dan dengan demikian juga kamu dibangkitkan semula diakhirat insya'Allah. Kemudian dibuka baginya satu pintu syurga, maka dikata padanya itulah tempat kamu dan itulah janji Allah bagi kamu dan kamu akan berada di dalamnya. Maka bertambahlah gembira mayat itu. Kemudian dilapangkan kuburnya seluas 70 hasta dan disinari cahaya baginya".

Sila war-warkan tawaran jawatan kosong ini kepada semua sahabat.

Wallahu-a'lam. Semoga berjaya dalam temuduga ini.
Sila lihat tawaran-tawaran lain sebelum menjadi jenazah
Rujukan: kerepek-net.blogspot.com/

Monday, September 1, 2008

Jadual Waktu Imsak & Berbuka Puasa (W.P KL & Putrajaya)

Selamat menyambut bulan Ramadhan kepada semua Muslimin dan juga Muslimat. Semoga ibadat puasa kita pada tahun ini akan lebih diberkati oleh Allah. Pesanan ini juga ditujukan kepada semua kawan-kawan yang bertugas di JPD, "SAYANGILAH ISTERI DAN ANAK-ANAK ANDA".

Saturday, August 9, 2008

"UBAT GEGAT"


Sekarang ni ubat gegat bukan sahaja digunakan untuk untuk menghindari lipas di dlm almari di ghumah korang je, tetapi kini ianya telah diperluaskan lagi dari segi penggunaanya iaitu sebagai alternatif kepada penggunaan pil fuel saver. Kereta sekarang ni pun dah pandai makan pil, jangan ada pulak tuan yang empunya kereta yang cuba-cuba nak bagi kereta dia pil perancang sudah la...

Memandangkan hari ini harga petrol yang tinggi disebabkan kenaikan harga minyak global dan faktor-faktor lain, maka bermacamlah cara dilakukan untuk penjimatan petrol yang optima. Antaranya menggunakan pil fuel saver. Nampaknya sekarang kereta pun ada pil tersendiri. Kaedah ini memang terbukti berkesan tetapi harga pil itu juga mahal dan kalau dikira tolak campur.. pi mai pi mai tang tu jugak¦ still kena keluar duit bergelen-gelen.

Ok.. sebenarnya ada satu cara istimewa yang diadaptasi daripada penggunaan pil penjimat petrol fuel saver tersebut¦ Mengikut kajian dan eksperimen oleh sekumpulan engineer syarikat automotive dan benda ni telah pon dibuktikan oleh mereka.. Iaitu kita boleh mengunakan UBAT GEGAT sebagai alternatif kepada penggunaan pil fuel saver. Ubat gegat yang dimaksudkan ialah yang berbentuk pil sebesar ibu jari tangan¦ yang kebiasaannya kita letak dalam almari atau laci untuk elakkan daripada serangga seperti lipas dan semut. Ubat gegat ini boleh didapati secara mudah dan murah dimana-mana pasar raya dan kedai runcit..


Cara-cara penggunaannya begini yang mesti diikut untuk kesan penjimatan yang optima:

1. Pergi mana-mana stesen minyak untuk mengisi petrol dan pastikan memilih jenis unleaded(tanpa plumbum) sahaja.

2. Sila buat isian sepenuh mungkin tangki minyak kereta anda.. sebabnya kita tidak mahu ada ruang udara dalam tangki minyak¦ cuba minimumkan atau kalau boleh tidak ada langsung ruang udara..

3. Bila tangki sudah penuh dengan petrol, anda terus memasukkan 2 biji ubat gegat yang berbentuk pil tadi kedalam tangki minyak dan tutup dengan ketat secepat mungkinĂ¢€¦ tujuannya nak kurangkan tidak balas dengan gas dalam udara.

4. Ok lepas itu anda boleh pandu macam biasa.. dan pastikan anda telah resetkan meter mileage anda kepada zero untuk anda melihat keajaiban hasilnya nanti.

Cara ini telah terbukti berkesan menjimatkan 25%-30% pengunaan petrol oleh kereta anda dan tidak ada kesan sampingan langsung, malahan fungsi ubat gegat tadi adalah 99% sama dengan pil fuel saver yang dijual dipasaran..bezanya cuma bentuk fuel saver yang lebih kecil. Selamat mencuba.....

Kepada sesiapa yang sukakan cabaran, dipersilakan lah untuk mencubanya sebab aku sendiri pun belum berkesempatan untuk mencubanya. Mudah-mudahan kereta anda diberkati hendakNya.