> Stress busters!

>
> **********
> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a
> brother.'
> Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER.'
>
> **********
> What is the definition of Mistress?
> Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
>
> **********
> Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE ?'
> 'Without Information Fighting Everytime .'
> Wife replies,' No, It means, 'With Idiot For Ever
> !!!'
>
> **********
> Three Feelings:
> What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
> Panic is when both are pregnant.
>
> **********
> English Teacher: You know the importance of period?
> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she missed one, my mom
> fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
> **********
> Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the
> U.S?
> B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
>
> **********
> Women asked man traveling with six children, 'all these
> kids are yours ?'
> 'No, I work in a condom factory & these were
> received with customer complaints.'
>
> **********
> Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
> 1st: How does yours look ?
> 2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, with Black eyes. What
> about yours?
> 1st: Forget mine. Let us find yours!!
>
> **********
> Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
> Dad says, you are my son, I am confident. Your friend is
> also my son, that is confidential !
>
> **********
> Mother to her teenage daughter : I think this is the right
> time for us to talk about sex.
> Daughter (Excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to
> know ?
> The Mother Faints...!!
>
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